I picked my phone to call her she picked. She saw me at the other side of the road but she refused to cross, she was waving her hand to me that I should cross over and she was pointing at the bikeman at the same time.
ME: ****whispers**** segun, you sure say this babe go sure?
SEGE: just calm down and leave everything to me.
Segun and I crossed to the other side of the road and we walked closer to kemi.
ME: ***hugs****hi love
KEMI: hi dear.
ME: meet my brother segun I was telling you about, ******introduced her to segun*****
SEGE: ***hands shake**** its nice meeting you our wife.
KEMI: ****smiled*****. Onihaxy, Please I don’t want to stay long outdoor, I sneaked out of the house and I must return before they find out that I’m missing.
SEGE: lailai, that cannot be possible. Don’t you know I have been waiting here for the past 3 days just to meet you?, I should have travelled 2 days ago but I decided to wait and see our wife so as to give our parents feedback when I reached home.
ME: yeah, he is right
KEMI: ***smiled**** but you have seen me now. I don’t want to stay outdoor for long please
SEGE: ****moved closer to kemi****so you mean main road reception is the best you can give to your father in-law. Common baby, don’t abuse tradition, come in and let’s know each other formally. ******held kemi’s hand****
KEMI: oooooooooh God.
ME: ****silent and watching******
KEMI: but the bikeman is here waiting.
SEGUN: ***moved closer to the bike while kemi and I were walking away slowly****** how much is your money?
BIKEMAN: 200naira
Segun paid the bikeman and the bikeman drove away. I was amazed how segun got to know that kemi hasn’t paid her bike fare. I guess he observed the situation. Segun catch up with us and we crossed together. Segun began to chat with kemi and they were flowing nicely. He took charge of the whole situation as we entered the room. He entertained kemi, asked her about her work, school, life generally and kemi was flowing well. I was only letting out smiles and interrupting because segun really surprised me.
After about 8 minutes of having fun chat with kemi, segun stood up and pulled his leather box.
SEGE: bros, I’m travelling. Let me give you and your wife some privacy
ME: ****laughs*** ok bro. My regards to mummy.
KEMI: I will soon be going too.
SEGUN: so soon?. That reminds me. I promised you a gift. I will tell bro onihaxy to give you.
KEMI: *****smiled and appreciate*** thanks my inlaw.
SEGUN: ehn ehn bros, what about the money you want to give me now?,
ME: I thought you have forgotten
SEGE: forget ke?, lailai.
ME: that’s even good. To make things easier. Take this ATM. *****bring out atm card from my wallet and hand it over to segun. “Withdraw 50k from the account”.
SEGE: eeeeeeh bros, everything for me?.
ME: no, my wife and I are going out for shopping. I will. Only give you the amount you request for, I want to use the rest for shopping.
KEMI: *****smiled and feeling relaxed and comfortable.
SEGE: ****winked at me*****. Bros, that money won’t be enough to shop for our wife after deducting mine. Please go with enough cash.
ME: hmmmmmmmmm. So you and your wife want to drain my account abi?
SEGE: no bros. Just do the needful, first impression last longer.
KEMI: ****felling more relaxed**** bro segun. Don’t mind your elder brother jaree. He is too stingy.
ME: hmmmmmm, ok, withdraw 60k then. You should take 10k while my wife and I will use the remaining 50k.
SEGE: that’s my lovely brother, let me rush down to the nearest ATM.
KEMI: ******feeling totally relaxed****. Thanks jaree uncle segun. Please be fast, I won’t be staying long.
SEGE: **pats kemi on the shoulder*** I will be right back dear. Even me, I need to travel earlier.
ME: ok ooooooooo. Husband and wife
KEMI: onihaxy, na jealousy go kill you
SEGE: ***laughs*****. Erhmmm, bros, I dey come. Segun walked out of the room.
On closing the door, he yelled from outside. “Bro onihaxy, come and see something”. I excused myself from kemi and went outside to meet segun.
ME: guy u try ooooo. This your small head, na so so bad thing full am.
SEGE: sebi I told you to leave every plans to the event planner na.
ME: that’s my guy.
SEGE: you no well ni. I don buy time for you. Use it well and fucck the girl wella. I no wan hear story ooooo.
ME: so what will happen to the atm card issue na?. I have only 2,500naira in the account.
SEGE: ******laughs*****, Mr maga, who told you I want to withdraw money from the account in the first place?. Abeg go fucck wetin you want to Bleep jareeee.
I went back inside the room and met my kemisola fully relaxed and balanced. I lock the door and sat on my bed closer to kemi staring at her appearance, she looked different from what I saw on facebook but her bosoms and butts are the same. She was putting on a jean trouser with a blue top.
ME: you are looking prettier than the kemi I saw on facebook
KEMI: I know you are teasing me
ME: I’m so serious baby
KEMI: thanks dear
ME: you are welcome
KEMI: that reminds me, where is my airtime?
ME: *****oloshi, this girl don craze ooo*** I remembered dear, I will buy it for you when we are going out
KEMI: that’s why I love you. How much?
ME: maybe 400naira.
KEMI: thanks darling
ME: you are welcome, *** stretched my hand and placed her palm on mine**** don’t mind my brother, he is very funny
KEMI: **grin** indeed, and he is nice
ME: really?, how?
KEMI: instincts.
ME: hmmmmmmmm, so how is everything with you?, never knew I would see you so soon. ******teasing her palm with my middle finger.
KEMI: so you think I won’t show up?
ME: not really, just that I thought you were pulling my legs.
KEMI: I see!!
I drew closer to kemi, I held her second hand with mine, looked into her eyes for a few seconds and our heads was getting closer.
Finally, our lips met and we began to kiss. The kiss was getting deeper as she began to press my head closer. I began to move my hand downward to her neck, I tickled her cleavage and was about dipping my hands into her bosoms when she resisted me. I felt sad but never gave up, we kissed again and I made the second attempt of locating her bosom, but this time, I went through her under-gown instead of the top, I found her bra and intended dipping my hands inside it but she resisted again. ***which kind witchcraft be this na***.
I tried loosing the button and she held me hand and screamed “stop!!!”.
ME: what is it dear?
KEMI: ****wears her top very well and adjusted her bra*****. What are you trying to do?, you want to have sex with me?, on a first date?.
ME *****silent and nodded sideways****
KEMI: so you invited me here because of sex.
ME: no dear.
KEMI: then let’s stop it. This is our first date, and besides, your brother should be on his way back.
ME: ********frowned and sad*****
ME: no problem then
KEMI: that’s my baby
ME: ****silent and frowned*****
KEMI: please call bro segun to hurry up, I need to return on time
ME: *****silent, no response******
KEMI: ******came closer******* onihaxy, I am talking to you now
ME: *****frowned****** I didn’t hear you before.
KEMI: what’s wrong with you?
ME: nothing, I’m fine ****oloshi, how I go take Bleep this girl ooooooooo, abi make I rake for her??*********
KEMI: ok oooooooooooooooooo. ****kept mute too*********
Minutes later, my phone rang, it was segun but I refused to pick up. The calls kept coming in but I refused to pick
KEMI: your brother is calling you, pick your calls
ME: *****sege go dey think say I dey busy bleeping kemi now oooo, him no go know say water don pass garri******. Pick it yourself
KEMI: nawa oooooo ****picks call******, hello bro segun
I didn’t hear segun’s speech but I could hear kemi replying her that she was fine. I think he requested to speak with me and she passed the phone to me.
ME: how far sege?
SEGE: I dey, how far?, you don dig her?
ME: no oooo
SEGE: why na?, wetin happen?
ME: nothing jaree.
SEGE: you dey vex me oooo. Give her the phone jaree.
ME: ok ****i handed the phone to kemi and the continued their conversation****
KEMI: your brother said he would soon be back that he is on a queue.
ME: *******silent and frowned*******
KEMI: ******came closer****, onihaxy my love, what is wrong with you?
ME: nothing. Kemi, I think you just inspired me.
KEMI: really?, how?
ME: that someone shouldn’t rush into things especially on first dates.
KEMI: I don’t understand ****raised eye brow*****
ME: according to you, first date should be for simple meetings and discussions, not for adventures.
KEMI: what does that implies?
ME: I’m no more in mood for any shopping for now, maybe tomorrow or some other time.
KEMI: *******yelled****** so because you want to take me out for shopping, you wanted to get sex in return right?. If that is the case, keep your shopping and let me be
ME: ****scope*** you aren’t a prostitute or ordinary girlfriend but a fiance and a lover whom I am ready to take to my family, I didn’t reason it that today is a first date before I planned hosting you for outings. I only believed that new lovers should have this mentality of yours. We have been dating for over 3 years now. So why this issue of first date of a thing…..bla bla bla*****
KEMI: ********raked also******* keep your shopping to yourself take care. ***stood up and was about to leave****
ME: ***i wanted to beg her but I remembered that she doesn’t even have a T.fare to return home and besides, she still wanted airtime, na so I come dey form*****.
KEMI: ****walked towards the door, held the handle of the door but she refused to open, after few seconds, she looked back**** “onihaxy, and I love you more than all this things you are doing to me oo. Why are you treating me this way?, despite how much I love you” ***wanted to cry****
***yeah, trap don catch her, she wan chop 50k awuf shopping and she no wan loose 400naira airtime**** I stood up, walked up to the door, held her hands and looked into her eyes,***
ME: “Baby, you know I love you too. I have always loved you and I will forever love you.”
Before we know what was happening, our lips found each other and we began to kiss passionately as we were both standing by the door. We engaged in serious romance for like 5 minutes.
“onihaxy stop!!!”.
I looked at her and I was like “stop wetin?, after getting to this level?”.
ME: what’s that dear?, ****sad face****
KEMI: I don’t think this is right for us to do.
ME: baby, I love you, you need to know how much u mean to me. I can’t just do without you ****sweet talks continue****
KEMI: I know you loved me but I don’t think its right for us to have sex.
ME: ****confused and silent*****. I moved my head closer to hers and resumed kissing her.
Like play like play, we had sex for like 15 minutes.
KEMI: are you now satisfied?
ME: **raised eyebrow*** as how?
KEMI: have you now accomplished your mission?
ME: my love, I’m not on any mission. I was with my wife and we had a nice moment together.
KEMI: **smiled***, where is your bathroom?, I need to shower before bro segun comes. I need to return home on time.
ME: ok dear.
I lead her to the bathroom, I flushed the used condom and return back to the room leaving kemi in the bathroom to clean up. I picked my phone to gist segun on whatsapp as I was dressing up at the same time.
ME: sege, how you dey?
SEGE: I dey fine ooo.
ME: I don Bleep her oooo.
SEGE: “oloshi” I know, I dey behind your window and I dey hear as una dey drag the issue of condom
ME: “were ni e” bad boy. So what next?
SEGE: I will call you.
Kemi came out of the bathroom and began to dress up. I cleared my chats on my phone.
Kemi was through with the dressing and she told me to call my brother because she would soon be leaving.
Mission accomplished…..
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