About 30mins later. I heard the sound “ko ko ko” on my door. Who is that was my response to the knock, and a sweet voice came from outside saying its me bimpe. I frowned and open the door.
Before I knew it, she dropped her luggage, hugged me and then planted a kiss on my lips.
Before I knew what was happening, I have forgotten all my rehearsals
Just after 2mins of her kissing me, she stopped and went straight to my kitchen, as she was going, she said, “baby, I don’t want to travel empty stomach so as not to collapse in the bus”.
Chai, wetin I go do?. The rehearsals are gone, the boldness to frown at her is gone, I don’t even know if I should confront her about her facebook messages, what if I do, what will be her reaction?. A lot of thoughts was just running through my head.
She located my noodles carton and started cooking while we started conversation…..
Me:- bimbe, what went wrong between you and your cousin?
Bimpe:- Don’t mind that my uncle jaree, I told him that I’m returning today and that he should give me money but he refused saying he doesn’t have money.
Me:- ***thinking in my mind that “so this girl is expecting me to pay the return T.fare again?”***. really?, why will he do that to his kid sister?
Bimpe:- He said I should wait till wednesday but I insist that I’m returning today which is sunday.
Me:- that’s bad of him oooo. Did you offend him before now?
Bimpe:- no ooooo. He is just a stingy relative. If not that I mistakenly spoke with him about coming to akure to see someone which Is you, then he insisted that I must come to his place, in fact, he called my mum that I am coming to his place so there is nothing I can do about it than to lodge at his place.
Me:- eeyah. That’s family bond. Family will always want to be together. But wait, which area in this akure is he living?
Bimpe:- somewhere around ijoka.
Me:- ***then I remembered the address I saw in her facebook chat was exactly ijoka. Sunday bustop to be precise***. Baby, that is just 40mins journey from here ooo. Won’t I get to meet my in-law facially?
Bimpe:- I told you we aren’t in good terms. infact, I insulted him this morning and left there with anger, so its not ideal for now, maybe during my next visit.
Me:- ok
Bimpe:- baby, its 10.20am now and I should leave around 12pm so as to get to PHC earlier. So what did you keep for me. Won’t you buy provisions, cosmetics and cloth for your baby?
Me:- I frowned and said BIMPE! You are very wicked and a bad person, infact, I’m not happy with you, I should tell you this *I have made up my mind to tell her she is a cheat, LovePeddler and a scammer*
Bimpe:- *shocked*, she came closer, placed hand on my head, takes it down to my chest and plants a kiss on my mouth. Then she asked
“what’s my offence my husband”
Me:- ****with this little kiss and the soft touch from her palms plus the seductive way she used the tip of her bosom to rub my back, my brain was formatted again****
“bimpe, I was sick since yesterday which I told you about, you can’t even ask about my health, all you can do is to ask for provisions, its unfair ooooo”. ***thats all I could utter, I don’t know what sealed my mouth***.
Immediately, she sat on my laps, rubbed my head with her hands, pressed her bosoms on me harder and said “I’m sorry baby”. I still wear a frown wondering why I lost the courage to confront and rebuke her.
She noticed this and kissed me passionately this time. It was romantic that I enjoyed it. As we were kissing, my hand located her shirt button, I was about to loose it, she said “stop stop stop”, the indomie should be burning by now, I need to go and check it. She stood up from my laps and went to the kitchen leaving me with hard on.
I said to myself again… Chaii onihaxy, you must be the greatest fool of the first order.
Just as I sat down sadly on the bed nursing my hard-on. She called me from the kitchen to join her in eating the noodles. I went to meet her in the kitchen. After finishing the noodles, I went back to sit on the bed while she sat at the other edge of the bed.
BIMPE:- baby, I will miss you, if not for my cousin. I would have lodge at your place.
ME:- its no problem.
BIMPE:- hope you will also give me something to give my friends at school because they will be expecting.
ME:- ok, that reminds me. Now that your cousin refused to give you money, how will you get to PHC?
BIMPE:- oh baby, I know you won’t watch me being stranded in akure. After my cousin, you are the only person I have here. Please help me.
ME:- but today is sunday and banks doesn’t open, how do I do it?
BIMPE:- ****she suddenly wear a sad face an started shedding tears****” please onihaxy. I beg of you, please use your ATM and help me, I have a test of 4unit course tomorrow morning please”.******continue with the sad face****
ME:- instantly, I felt pity for her, I felt her pain, I thought of her test. I just don’t know where the MR nice guy in me came from. I replied her that “don’t worry, I will try and get something from the ATM.
Bimpe was so happy that she kissed me again, this time it was more romantic and passionate. I locate her shirt button again. This time, she didn’t resist. I press on to her bra, dipped my hand into it, located her Tips, I was squeezing and pressing.
BIMPE:- baby, don’t you think its too early for us to have s*x?. We are going to get married and enjoy ourselves till eternity, why should we rush?. And besides, this is our first date dear. Please ******she wore this innocent girl look*******
I just wore a straight face and refused to say anything. She noticed that I am unhappy. So she came closer again and kissed me. She started rubbing my chest, I was happy thinking she is ready to play. Just as I was about pressing her bosoms, she held my hand and say, “baby, please hurry to the bank because of time, I will surprise you when you are back”.
Immediately I heard the word suprise, I suddenly smiled and became restless. I dashed into my wardrobe, picked up a shirt. Picked my ATM card. Just as I was about stepping out of the room, her phone was ringing…….
As her phone was ringing, she picked. Though I couldn’t hear the caller’s voice from the phone, but bimpe was responding “ok, alright, ok, ok” on the phone and she dropped the call.
Before I could say anything, bimpe said
“that is my roomate at school. She is asking me the time I will get to PHC”.
I dashed out of the room. I stood outside my house for like 10minutes thinking all sort of things “Am I actually a mumu?, what if she is right about having a cousin?. Afterall, she will give me sex as a surprise before leaving so I will actually taste her. But should I tell her about what I saw on facebook?, but what if she asked me how I get to know her account details?, but if I don’t give her the money, how will she get to PHC?. Or should I delay her till tomorrow so as to enjoy her over the night?. But NO, she is having a 4 unit test tomorrow. And bimpe is beautiful ooooo, I think I like her naturally because if not, I won’t be this mumu for her”***********
The thoughts were just coming in and overlapping, I don’t know what to opt for. At a point, I just made up my mind to give her 5,000naira to manage.
After all, I can’t pay more than 5k if I invite a girl for home service. So let me just zero my mind that I am paying only for the surprised sex and I will assume that I lost the 10k I gave her earlier.
I stopped thinking and stopped a bike. Bike man, take me to governor’s road. He said “bros na 150 naira oooo”. No problem, I replied. He rode pass through BRT bus stop and finally dropped me in front of first bank opposite mr bigs at ikotun.
On getting to first bank ATM, the crowd was so much, so I decided to go to GTB atm adjacent first bank. The queue isn’t that much. I am the 12th person on the queue. I was so anxious to withdraw the money and go back home to meet my surprise package, infact, I insult anyone who stayed longer on the machine.
When there were about 6 people in front of me, something just struck me that I should go to facebook and check her recent chats. This time, I got the greatest shock of my life on what I saw as I opened her message. She started a chat with swordman 5minutes ago
SWORDMAN: baby, hi
BIMPE: sweetie, I’m fine. I so much enjoyed the way you make love to me. It was the best I have ever had in my life.
Chaiii. I developed headache instantly. I scrolled upto read again in case I didn’t get it very well, (I continued reading)
SWORD:. Same thing here, I so much miss ur orals. Infact, if not for the test you said you want to write tomorrow, I won’t have let you go today.
BIMPE: baby don’t worry, I will be back after the semester break. I can’t wait to feel you again
SWORD: that’s my baby. How far with the place you said you are going for your Tfare, I mean your daddy’s friend you talked about?.
BIMPE: I’m there already, but he went out to bank to withdraw money for me.
SWORD: why not come here for a quickee plssssss
BIMPE: time has gone and he will be back soon
SWORD: baby pls it won’t be long, I promise it won’t exceed 10mins
BIMPE:. Are u sure?
SWORD: I promise
BIMPE: ok dear, set the stage, don’t let me meet you with cloths on and make sure its a hot ride. I will be there in a jiffy.
SWORD: ok dear, I will be waiting.
Chaiiii. I shouted and it attracted the attention of people on the queue.They asked me what’s wrong but I couldn’t say anything.
I stepped out of the bank. And was wondering if I am not dreaming. Just as I was thinking of what next to do. My phone rang and its a message from bimpe which says “baby, pls I left my school ID card at my cousins place, I am on way to get it. I will be back in 20mins time pls”.
I don’t know when I started crying. I was crying like a baby on the express. I said to myself. “This time Onihaxy, u must teach this bastard a lesson she will never forget in her life…….
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