BIMPE: and what do you intend doing with them?.
ME: nothing much. I have your husband’s home address, his email, his office address, his social network profile and his phone number. I will simply attach all this evidence and forward it directly to him so that he can know the type of girl he married. I will also send a copy to betty for her to see also. So my dear, we will both loose. If I loose betty, I will go to the extreme to make sure that you loose your marriage.
BIMPE: ****silent*****
ME: hello oooooooo.
BIMPE: ***faint voice****onihaxy, what do you want?
“Chai!!!!, it worked!!!!!”
BIMPE: onihaxy, I said what do you want?
ME: I want to marry betty, and I don’t want you to stop me. Infact, I want your 100% support.
BIMPE: alright, I heard you.
ME: and also, I want …………
BIMPE: ***cuts in*** Mr man, that all I can grant, nothing more ***hanged up***
ME: “”hian!!! wetin be this na?. I want ask of my certificates na” ***redials number and it was switched off***
I dropped the phone and continued with my work until I got multiple pings from betty. I suspended my activities and chat with her.
ME: hi love.
BETTY: how far?, you have been keeping me waiting since na.
ME: I’m sorry dear, my boss just left.
BETTY: ok dear. So I’m listening.
ME: hmmmmmmm. The truth is that I knew bimpe.
BETTY: hmmm, I thought as much. So she was your ex?
ME: Ex kee?, no oooo.
BETTY: so what was the relationship between you guys?.
ME: we used to live on the same street in portharcout.
BETTY: hmmmmm, why did you deny her earlier on the day you saw her on my phone.
ME: because we weren’t in good terms
BETTY: really?, what happened?
ME: she used to be rude, proud and arrogant. So we had a fight on a particular day and since then, I hated her with passion.
BETTY: are you sure there was nothing romantic attached to it?
ME: betty, I swear to God, you can ask her. **yinmu***
BETTY: ok oooo, no wonder she doesn’t want to talk about you. I guess the hatred na long thing.
ME: loooool.
BETTY: and now that you want to date her husband’s sister, how will you guys be relating?
ME: hmmmmmmm. This one is strong ooooo.
BETTY: hmmm, eleyi Gidi gan. Jokes apart, will you guys continue like this?.
ME: maybe we would settle our differences because of you then.
BETTY: that would be better.
ME: looool. Betty please, can we chat later, I want balance the account for the day.
BETTY: ok dear, TTYL.
I dropped my phone to tidy up my work. I got home and decided to gist segun on the latest development.
ME: hi sege.
SEGE: Ale Bimpe, how you dey?.
ME: looooool. Not oko again?, na Ale now abi?.
SEGE: yes na, you know say she don marry. So na concubine you be for now.
ME: you no well.
SEGE: so how far about that parole?.
ME: loool. I don do am.
SEGE: e work?
ME: e work. The thing surprise me sef. I don’t know that bimpe can fall for a threat.
SEGE: sebi I told you. You know I’m oracle. I told you she has her marriage to protect, so its going to work. What you just have to do is to be bold always and don’t let fear appear on your voice and on your face. She would definitely continue to fall for it.
ME: thank you jaree.
SEGE: you don ask for the certificates?
ME: no ooooo,
SEGE: why na?,
ME: I was about to ask when she cut the call, and her number hasn’t been reachable since then.
SEGE: don’t worry. If her dog run away from motor car death for 20years, na cutlass go still kill am.
Me: hmmmmmmm.
SEGE: so what was the negotiation you guys had?.
ME: betty in exchange for her peaceful marriage.
SEGE: that’s my guy, don’t let betty find out the truth about you and bimpe. Or else, you will be finished.
ME: that reminds me, betty made enquiries about bimpe from me sef.
SEGE: really?, when?, how?
ME: she said bimpe saw my picture on her phone and she screamed just like I did when I saw bimpe’s picture on her phone?.
SEGE: haaa!!, that girl smart sha. How you come take resolve am?
ME: I called bimpe to inform her and we both agreed on a story to cook for betty.
SEGE: did it work?
ME: sure. I told betty that bimpe and I once lived on the same street and we had a fight
SEGE: and she believed you?.
ME: yes na. She was even trying to settle the fight for us sef.
SEGE: that’s my boy. You don dey smart be that. Now I’m proud to be a good coach.
ME: you no well.
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7 Months After
Betty had finally agreed to be mine, bimpe and I are now fake friends on phone. Whenever I call betty, she would give phone to bimpe to say hi. Betty was trying all her best to settle the fake fight between me and bimpe, so bimpe and I were playing along just to make betty happy. I asked betty why she was always around bimpe and she told me that they lived together in the same house. Betty told me that her brother who is bimpe’s husband do travel to abuja most times, so she was staying in the house with the family to assist them.
“Chaiiii, this one is strong oooo”.
I began to miss betty and we agreed that we would be swapping visits. If I visit her this month, she would visit me the following month.
She was the first to visit me the following month. She came on a friday and returned on sunday and it was a moment of sexual and romantic sessions. Betty was so sweet and hot on bed, she was among the girls I so much enjoyed sex with.
The following month, it was my turn to visit. Betty made me realise that there was no way I could lodge at her house. She said I could only stay with someone and visit her at home and return same day. I wasn’t comfortable with the arrangement at first but I had no choice than to agree.
The following month on the 3rd weekend, I left Ado on friday evening and travelled to lagos. I got to lag at around 11pm and I stayed over at a cousin’s place in mushin.
On saturday. Betty sent her address to me and I followed it. I board a bus to oshodi, and from there, I took another bus to lekki phase one and dropped at the gate. I climbed the bridge and crossed to the other side.
At the entrance of lekki phase one gate, I began to count range rover vogue like pure water, “chaiii, omo see big big cars as dem plenty here fa. These are cars I get to see in Ado once in 2 months, no wonder betty said she can’t settle in ado, …..chaii!!!, this girl’s family must be rich ooo”……
I took a bus from the gate and dropped at road 8 as described by betty. I dropped at the junction and called betty and she later came to pick me. We walked few distance until we got to her house. ” Chaii!!!, omo see fine bungalow”.
We entered the compound and finally into the living room. I sat on the chair and she offered me a juice. Few seconds later, a small girl walked out of no where to the living room. Betty said “that is Daniella, Aunty bimpe’s daughter”.
I waved at her and she smiled at me, I pulled her closer and was playing with her until I heard footsteps on the staircase as someone was walking down the stairs. I looked at the direction and behold, I set my eyes on my own Adebimpe again and she was staring at me as if she should remove my kidney. I got scared and my heart suddenly began to beat faster.
BETTY: ***turned to bimpe*** that is onihaxy, my boyfriend. **pointing at me***
ME: hi.
BIMPE: **frowned** hi, how are you sir?
ME: ***me?, sir?***, I’m fine ma.
BIMPE: **sat down and pulled her daughter closer****, I heard you came from Ado?.
ME: yes
BIMPE: that’s cool. How was the journey?.
ME: it was ok.
BETTY: **came closer to sit with me** onihaxy, I told Aunty bimpe a lot about you and she had always said she can’t wait to see you.
ME: **chaiiii, *** really?
BIMPE: ***fake smile***yeah. I have always wanted to see the person who puts a smile on my little mummy’s face.
ME: ***smiled also*** thank you ma.
BETTY: loooooolz. That reminds me.
BIMPE: ***looked at betty’s direction*** what’s that?.
BETTY: onihaxy told me that he knew you and that you once lived in the same street, is that true?.
BIMPE: **looked at me somehow*** yes, seems so.
ME: hmmmmmm
BETTY: and he told me that you had a quarrel that hasn’t been resolved.
ME: silent
BIMPE: is that what he told you? ***turned to betty***
BETTY: yes Aunty.
BIMPE: don’t mind him, we lived in same street and we met at a filling station while queuing to buy fuel, and can you imagine, he pushed my keg away and slapped me because I left the queue to squeeze my keg for just a litre of petrol.
ME: ***chaiii, this girl can lie oooo, the devil is definitely a learner ooooo****
BETTY: **turned to me** onihaxy, is that true?
ME: **looking sober** yes, why would I queue inside the sun for over an hour and someone would just come to outline me.
BIMPE: can you just hear him?.
BETTY: **stood up and moved closer to bimpe**. Please its ok, I want everything to settle here right now and that’s why I invited onihaxy here so that both of you can meet and settle.
ME: I’m no more angry with her.
BIMPE: I’m still very much angry. Imagine, he slapped me that day.
BETTY: aunty bimpe, please its ok, let’s just forget the past and let there be peace again. I beg of you.
BIMPE: its ok, I heard you.
BETTY: mummy daniella, are you sure?
BIMPE: yes.
BETTY: haba, Aunty, but you are still frowning now.
BIMPE: its ok **faked smile***.
BETTY: ok, let me bring a wine and let’s have a toast for the peace been restored between you guys.
BIMPE: ok,
ME: ok.
Betty left for the wine and bimpe and I was sitting opposite each other at the living room staring at each other as if we should break bottle on each other’s head. The look on her face was so scary that I was becoming uncomfortable and getting scared as I was seated. Betty arrived with the wine and we both faked a smile, betty popped the bottle and pour the drink into 3 glass cup. We had a toast and we drank it.
BETTY: now that peace had been restored between two old street neighbours, let me excuse you guys for a moment, I want to buy cway water for the dispenser from the 2nd street. I will be back in a jiffy.
ME: ***smiled*** ok dear.
BIMPE: ***faced betty and smiled also*** alright love.
Betty left the room and bimpe and I were both silent until we heard the sound of the gate indicating that betty had left the compound.
Bimpe stood up from her seat and walked towards me. My heart was beaten faster as she was coming closer. She finally stopped few inches from me.
BIMPE: **yelled with frowned face*** you are playing with fire onihaxy, and I will advise you to thread gently. Don’t just try me.
ME: and what will you do to me? ***with boldness***
BIMPE: let’s just watch and see.
ME: madam calm down. You don’t have to threaten me anymore because I’m now in charge.
BIMPE: let’s just watch and see.
ME: where are my certificates?.
BIMPE: which silly certificates?, you told me that I should eat them. So if you want your certificates, go to lawma, because they have been disposed away long time ago.
ME: bimpe, before the count of 3 bring out my credentials or else…….
BIMPE: or else what?
ME: I will burst out the bubble.
BIMPE: **laughed and clapped**** clap for yourself. Go ahead and burst whatever you want to burst. For your information, my husband and her sister are already aware that a patient raped me while I was working with an abuja based hospital. I have pictures and video evidences of where I was crying helplessly after you raped me. And also, I have told my husband about my past relationships so there is nothing new that you want to say that he isn’t aware of. So mr man, they would be so happy to meet the guy who did the raping. If you don’t burst whatever you want to burst, then you are a bastard.
**hissed and walked out of the living room with her daughter*******
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