I got to work the second day and flirty thoughts of lolade was flooding my brain. I couldn’t think of anything else aside lolade. I even forgot that my nudes are still fresh on someone’s phone and could be unleashed at anytime.
I was at my table when my manager called me from inside to come and I went inside to see him.
ME: hi sir, you called me.
MANAGER: yes. ****handed a file to me***, go through that file, it contains the CV and credentials of the applicants, I don’t have time to go through them.
Me: ok sir
MANAGER: scan through it and check out for anyone who has a better sales experience and give her a call to resume on monday.
ME: ***chaii, chance to do parol with lolade**** ok sir. What about the driver sir?
MANAGER: don’t worry about that, a guy had been referred to us by chairman’s wife, so we don’t need any driver again.
Me: ok sir.
MANAGER: be fast about it, you know today is friday. I want the new van to commence operation on monday
ME: ok sir.
I left his office and returned to my table with a grin on my cheek. I glanced through the CVs and discovered that lolade has no sales experience compared to the rest. I was there on my table thinking about what to do and my phone rang. I checked and it was lolade. I had to leave my table and walked out of the building because I don’t want my manager to listen to our conversations.
ME: hello.
LOLADE: **angelic sweet voice*** hello sir. How are you?
ME: **melt by her voice and gained Attention immediately*** I’m fine and you?
LOLADE: I’m fine sir. Please I just want to remind you again and to beg you not to forget me.
ME: hmmmm, Lolade, there is a problem
LOLADE: haaa!!, what is it sir?
ME: you don’t have any sales experience according to your CV and you are the only odd person among the 13 applicants
LOLADE: **felt bad** haa, please sir, is there anyway you could help me sir. I really need the job for sustenance sir.
Me: ***hmmm, e be like say this girl dey suffer sha. See as she dey beg for 10k job*** ok dear, I will see what I can do. Though it will be a bit difficult, but I will try.
LOLADE: thank you sir.
ME: hmmmmmm, don’t mention. So what will be my reward for my efforts
LOLADE: don’t worry sir, I will be nice to you, I should just get the job first.
ME: ***chaiiiii, I gained another Attention*** ok, no problem,
LOLADE: when next should I call you sir?
ME: maybe in the evening
LOlADE: ok sir, thank you sir. **hanged up***.
I got to my table after passing through the factory and greeted the factory workers. I began to think on how to cover up for lolade. Then an idea came to my head. I re-typed her CV on my system, added some sales experience to it and went out to print at the computer center adjacent our company.
I returned to my table and tore her previous cv and returned to my manager.
ME: hi sir, I’m through.
MANAGER: what’s the outcome
ME: I have went through all the applicants cv and I found out that only one of them has a good and qualitative experience sir. Its even from a pure water company.
MANAGER: really?
ME: yes, It will help us in getting new customers since she already knew about the job.
MANAGER: ok, who is she?
ME: *** moved closer and showed him*** this lady.
MANAGER: ok, give her a call.
ME: ok sir.
“Yessss!!!!!” I went out of his office with joy filled in my heart. It was as if I won a lottery. I took my phone and dialled lolade’s number.
ME: hi lolade.
LOLADE: hi sir, I wasn’t expecting your call sir. I guess its for a bad news?
ME: loool. Not really, but seems so.
LOLADE: **sighed** ok sir,
ME: you know I told you that you had no experience.
LOLADE: yes sir
ME: but I was able to convince the chairman. So you have been chosen.
LOLADE: ** screamed***, thank you so much sir.
ME: you are welcome. But there is a minor issue.
LOLADE: what is it sir?
ME: I will send a text to you.
LOLADE: ok sir. When am I to resume sir?
ME: monday morning.
LOLADE: ok sir
I hanged up on lolade and draft a text and told her how I edited and added to her CV. I told her that she needs to have a copy of it so as to be familiar with the contents and be able to defend it incase my manager decided to ask questions from her.
Few minutes later, she replied with, “thank you sir, I’m very grateful sir, how do I get a copy?”.
I sent another text, telling her that she can come around for it, but my manager must not see her so as not to suspect anything. She replied saying “haa, I’m not around now sir, I went out to somewhere and won’t be back until 7pm sir, can I come for it tomorrow?”.
I sent another text ” I won’t be coming to work tomorrow and I won’t be at work till monday, so I don’t know how you will get it”. She replied with ” ok, where do you live sir ?”. I sent another text ” Ajilosun street. And why do you ask?”. She replied with ” I was thinking maybe I can visit you tomorrow afternoon to have the copy”, “chaii, see as fresh meat dey come my side tomorrow oooooo”. I replied her saying. ” Its ok, do you live closer to that area?”. She replied. Not really, but my house isn’t too far sha, I will come around 2pm sir”. I sent another text. “Ok, no problem”. She replied ” I will call you sir when I’m about coming. I replied with “ok”
I closed for the day and went home to arrange my room ahead of saturday.
I got home after work on that friday. I was so filled with joy of catching a new fish. At a point, my thoughts began to divide
“Could lolade be sent by bimpe?”
” I don’t think so jaree”
“Afterall, bimpe didn’t know where I am presently”
” Hmmmm!!! Onihaxy!!!”
” Make Kitty-Cat no kill you one day ooo”
I was so lost in this thought until I heard a message alert on my phone. I checked it and it was a message from whatsapp. I looked at the message and it was from segun.
SEGE: onihaxy, how far?
ME: I dey jaree
SEGE: I don follow your wife talk oo
ME: which of them?
SEGE: you no well, you get two wives?
ME: **lol**
SEGE : its bimpe
ME:** my heart beat faster all of a sudden** what did you guys discussed?
SEGE: well, I told her that your monthly salary was 18k which she knew about, I told her that there is no way you can get the amount she demanded for.
ME: hmmm, did you call her?
SEGE: no, we chat via the facebook I’d she used to send the picture.
ME: ok, what was her response?
SEGE: she said that is none of her business.
ME: haaaa!!!,
SEGE: then I told her that the sad news was that you just lost your job and you are even struggling for survival.
ME: hmmmmm. Sege!!!!!,
SEGE: she still insisted that its none of her business
ME: haa.
SEGE: then I told her to punish me instead of punishing you. Because I caused everything. I was the one who pushed her out of the house and not you. I made her realized that you still loved her and you have never stopped thinking about her everyday.
ME: hmmmmmmmmmm.
SEGE: so I made an agreement with her on my own.
ME: which agreement?
SEGE: I told her that I will pay her 100k for her to forget everything and delete whatever she has in her phone.
ME: really?,
SEGE: yes
ME: so when are you paying it?
SEGE: me kee?, pay wetin?
ME: I thought you said you are paying her money?.
SEGE: yeah. I told her to give me like a month or two to source for the money.
ME: hmmmmmmm
SEGE: yes, I only used that to buy time for you to make enough research on how to get her contact or location. I’m also doing my own research here
ME: that my guy.
SEGE: I hope you have started working on it sha?
ME: yes I have.
SEGE: that’s cool. Just get closer to the mutual friend, or her friends at the hospital, or the doctor, or anyone. Even if it is her phone number that you are able get, its ok.
ME: what do we want to do with her phone number.
SEGE: I have a means of using it to get her address and location,
ME: how?
SeGE: leave that to me.
ME: and after getting the address, what next?
SEGE: I will arrange boys to visit her and rob her of every gadget found in her house. Be it phone, laptop of flash drive.
ME: hmmmmmm, sege!!!!!
SEGE: that’s it my nigga. We have to end all this once and for all. Because if not, she would keep on making demands till jesus come.
ME: ok, I will update you on any discovery.
SEGE: no wahala now. Hope that side dey bam sha?.
ME: sure na. I dey cope.
SEGE: no wahala. I wan blog small, we go talk latter,
ME: ok.
I fell back on my bed with a deep sigh of relieve that my friend is working things out for me.
Let me now focus on my Lolade.
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