I thought and thought and couldn’t figure out any idea. Then I decided to call my friend on phone.
Me: hello segun
SEGE: how you dey oko bimpe?
ME: I’m not fine segun, wahala don sele oooo
SEGE: wahala kee?, have you been sacked?
ME: no ooo, na one girl wey I just met
SEGE: wetin do her?
ME: we bleeped without condom and I mistakenly pour inside. I told her to take drugs and she refused.
SEGE: onihaxy!!!, what is your problem?, you haven’t settled your issues with bimpe, and you are here starting a fresh trouble again, how on earth will you Bleep a new girl without condom?, what if she has sTDs of hiV?.
ME: sege, the deed has been done, its solution that I want. please help me.
SEGE: your wahala too much. Just that there is no way I could abandon you ni.
ME: thanks my guy, so what do I do?
SEGE: try and convince her to take the drugs.
ME: I can’t, I told her earlier that I didn’t release inside of her.
SEGE: ok, what are you doing now?.
Me: I’m outside to buy lacasera for both of us.
SEGE: ok, is there a chemist around there?
ME: yes.
SEGE: ok, don’t buy lacasera for her, buy viju milk or Cway milk. Then go to the chemist and buy postionor 2. Ground it to powder and pour it inside the vuju milk or Cway milk and mixed them thoroughly.
ME: hmmmmm. Sege!!!!!
SEGE: don’t hail me jor, just be careful next time.
ME: thanks. Why did you say I shouldn’t use lacasera?
SEGE: lacasera has a transparent bottle and also the liquid isn’t white, so if you mix the drugs with it, it would show clearly that the drink is impure. But viju and cway milk is white, and also, the bottle isn’t transparent and the drug is also white, So if mixed properly, she won’t find out.
ME: that’s my guy, I will call you back *hanged up**
I crossed to the other side and told the chemist to give me a cway milk and a lacasera with 2 dose of postinor. “Na overdose dey work pass for naija”. I paid him and took the drinks away.
On getting to the entrance of our compound, I ground the drug into powder with the plastic of lacasera, I opened the Cway milk and poured it inside. I mixed it together and I covered it. I entered into my manager’s office and I met the table well arranged and lolade was sitting on the chair. I pretend to open the cover of the cway bottle and gave it to her as I was sipping my lacasera. She took a little of the milk juice and said she was leaving.
ME: **leave kee?, ** lolade, I want to give the empty bottles of these drinks to the kunnu seller that usually stay at the entrance of the gate.
LOLADE: what for?
ME: she saw me passing with the drinks and she begged me to give her the empty bottles and I promised to bring it while going home.
LOLADE: so?
ME: finish the drink so that I can give it to her as we are going.
Lolade finished the drink in my presence and my mind was settled. I closed for the day and we both walked out of the gate with the empty bottles on my hand. When we reached the outside of the gate. I said “huuuh, this woman had left sha, let me drop it on the ground for her, she would pick it up tomorrow”. I gave her 500naira for transport while I took a bike to my house.
I got home that evening and began to thank my stars for the narrow escape. I vowed never to Bleep lolade flesh to flesh again, I dipped my hand to the underneath of my bed, I took out the pack of condom and took one out of it, I dropped it codedly inside my wallet incase of another emergency day.
I took to my phone and decided to appreciate my nigga segun on whatsapp for saving me once again.
ME: hi sege,
SEGE: how far?
ME: I dey my guy, thanks for the other time
SEGE: you no well, why you go dey Bleep person without condom?, e be like say you no dey fear for your life. What if the babe na mammy water or ogbanje or HIV/ STD patient?
ME: so if I used condom, ogbanje no go catch me?
SEGE: yes na. Na sperm be their mode of operation, if dem wan use you, tap from your destiny, catch you or harm you, na your sperm wey dem swallow during BJ and the one wey them receive through punany them dey use.
ME: hmmmmmmm
SEGE: yes na. No matter how powerful the witch or mammy water reach, if your sperm no pass through their body, dem no fit do anything.
ME: sege!!!!!!!
SEGE: my guy, I dey tell you, that’s why I no dey cum for girl mouth in BJ and I no dey Bleep without condom. Them never tap my destiny sef, I never buy range rover, what if dem come tap am, wetin go remain for me?
ME: loooool, no be my fault my guy
SEGE: whose fault then? Ehn??, even if you must Bleep person flesh to flesh, then it should be a mature girl who knows how to take care of her self without been told. Not someone you would be begging to take drugs.
ME: ok my guy.
SEGE: who is the lady sef?
ME: na one of our new staffs
SEGE: her name?
ME: lolade
SEGE: hmmmm, just be careful onihaxy, you know you are still burning under a trouble with Adebimpe, don’t had more problems to your head my guy.
ME: ok boss, thanks.
SEGE: how about the mutual friends I told you to work on?
ME: I sent her a “HI” message and she hadn’t replied.
SEGE: don’t you know the person?
ME: I swear I don’t.
SEGE: you see your life, una go dey pack people wey you no know for facebook.
ME: hmmmmm
SEGE: just be fast and work on it
ME: ok,
SEGE: has bimpe sent you another text since then?
ME: not at all
SEGE: ok, I sent her a file on facebook yesterday, I hope she opened it.
ME: what’s the file?
SEGE: a virus infected file, if she opens it, her phone or gadget should be corrupted and infected within 72 hours.
ME: sege!!!!!!!
SEGE: so if that happens, she would have no choice than to format her device and that will give us a little hope that all those files would be formatted alongside, I just pray she hasn’t backed them up in another drive.
ME: I pray so too.
SEGE: meanwhile, check out on this your new girl, find out who she is, look deep into her social network profiles, and also go through her phone.
ME: why?
SEGE: something tells me that she might be working with/for Bimpe.
ME: hmmmmmm, you are right sha. I never thought of it.
SEGE: you should. You know the type of wife you have, she is very dangerous, she might employ this new girl, who knows?.
ME: thanks so much my guy. I will watchout.
After the chat, I decided to think over all the things segun said.
“Segun might be right ooooo”
Every sunday afternoon, lolade would always visit me at home, sometimes when we close earlier on friday, we would always go home together to spend some time before she departs to her house, it has always been sessions of hot sex / romance but I never made that stewpid mistake of bleeping her without condom again.
Six month into the new relationship, the love between lolade and I was waxing stronger. Despite the fact that we made it a lowkey relationship, almost half of the staffs were aware of our relationship due to some preferential treatment I do give her.
I had tried to assess her facebook friendlist and couldn’t find anything related to bimpe. I tried checking her phone but I couldn’t get through because she uses a security password and she wouldn’t tell me. But I just had this mindset that she has no connection with bimpe.
7th month into our relationship, something happened and I discovered something about lolade.
I was at my house on a sunday evening and lolade visited me as usual, she sat down on the bed with me and we began to gist on random matters, moments later, she lied on her back and placed her head on my laps as I sat on the bed and resting against the wall.
She was reading a novel while I was playing a game on my phone. 10minutes into the game, She was about lieing down to rest when her phone rang and the ringing stopped 2 seconds later.
“Ohhh, who is this person flashing me?” Lolade grumbled as she unlocked her phone to view the “missed caller”. She dropped it there after and lied down facing the wall as I lied behind her. I looked straight at the phone and I noticed that it was unlocked.
“Hurrayyy!!!”
Time for me to see lolade’s hidden secret. I was cuddling her to a light sleep as I pressed a button on the phone to prevent it from locking. When I observed that she had partially slept off, I picked the phone to look at the call list, behold, I saw several call logs between her and my manager.
“What could be between my girl and the manager?”
I was curious and I decided to check the message folder. I saw Intimate message conversation between my manager and her. I couldn’t believe my eyes as I scrolled down the more. I saw a text where my manager was hailing her for how sweet she was on bed. And I saw a sent message where she was appreciating my manager for giving her 10k
“chaiiiii, no wonder that she was my manager’s favourite of recent”. I looked out for more messages and I discovered that lolade was also dating another undergraduate of EKSU.
“””Chaiiii, this girl don use my head fa!!”. I wanted to confront her but I had a second thought of ignoring the situation and continued to Bleep her till She gains admission.
I dropped her phone and pretended as if nothing happened. She woke at around 5pm and she decided to leave and I saw her off to where she board a bike, I returned home and began to think of how to get a replacement
Another 9 months later, lolade had gotten admission into delta state university and resigned from work. At first, it was difficult for me to cope without her around me due to the fact that I couldn’t get my regular sunday-sunday free punany to Bleep again, but along the line, I started thinking of a replacement. I was coming to work one morning when I overheard one of our factory workers discussing with his friend on how he met a girl through badoo.
Instantly, I remembered I once had an account with badoo which I never used for over a year. I got to my table that day and logged on to my badoo on my phone, I checked out some girls who are closer to me. I drafted a short romantic introductory sermon and did copy and paste to about 15 of them introducing myself and telling them to reply me with their BBM pins for a better communication.
When I got home in the evening, I checked on my account and saw a message from a girl named “Betty”. She replied my mail with her bbm pin and I added her up.
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EPISODE 9
I thought and thought and couldn’t figure out any idea. Then I decided to call my friend on phone.
Me: hello segun
SEGE: how you dey oko bimpe?
ME: I’m not fine segun, wahala don sele oooo
SEGE: wahala kee?, have you been sacked?
ME: no ooo, na one girl wey I just met
SEGE: wetin do her?
ME: we bleeped without condom and I mistakenly pour inside. I told her to take drugs and she refused.
SEGE: onihaxy!!!, what is your problem?, you haven’t settled your issues with bimpe, and you are here starting a fresh trouble again, how on earth will you Bleep a new girl without condom?, what if she has sTDs of hiV?.
ME: sege, the deed has been done, its solution that I want. please help me.
SEGE: your wahala too much. Just that there is no way I could abandon you ni.
ME: thanks my guy, so what do I do?
SEGE: try and convince her to take the drugs.
ME: I can’t, I told her earlier that I didn’t release inside of her.
SEGE: ok, what are you doing now?.
Me: I’m outside to buy lacasera for both of us.
SEGE: ok, is there a chemist around there?
ME: yes.
SEGE: ok, don’t buy lacasera for her, buy viju milk or Cway milk. Then go to the chemist and buy postionor 2. Ground it to powder and pour it inside the vuju milk or Cway milk and mixed them thoroughly.
ME: hmmmmm. Sege!!!!!
SEGE: don’t hail me jor, just be careful next time.
ME: thanks. Why did you say I shouldn’t use lacasera?
SEGE: lacasera has a transparent bottle and also the liquid isn’t white, so if you mix the drugs with it, it would show clearly that the drink is impure. But viju and cway milk is white, and also, the bottle isn’t transparent and the drug is also white, So if mixed properly, she won’t find out.
ME: that’s my guy, I will call you back *hanged up**
I crossed to the other side and told the chemist to give me a cway milk and a lacasera with 2 dose of postinor. “Na overdose dey work pass for naija”. I paid him and took the drinks away.
On getting to the entrance of our compound, I ground the drug into powder with the plastic of lacasera, I opened the Cway milk and poured it inside. I mixed it together and I covered it. I entered into my manager’s office and I met the table well arranged and lolade was sitting on the chair. I pretend to open the cover of the cway bottle and gave it to her as I was sipping my lacasera. She took a little of the milk juice and said she was leaving.
ME: **leave kee?, ** lolade, I want to give the empty bottles of these drinks to the kunnu seller that usually stay at the entrance of the gate.
LOLADE: what for?
ME: she saw me passing with the drinks and she begged me to give her the empty bottles and I promised to bring it while going home.
LOLADE: so?
ME: finish the drink so that I can give it to her as we are going.
Lolade finished the drink in my presence and my mind was settled. I closed for the day and we both walked out of the gate with the empty bottles on my hand. When we reached the outside of the gate. I said “huuuh, this woman had left sha, let me drop it on the ground for her, she would pick it up tomorrow”. I gave her 500naira for transport while I took a bike to my house.
I got home that evening and began to thank my stars for the narrow escape. I vowed never to Bleep lolade flesh to flesh again, I dipped my hand to the underneath of my bed, I took out the pack of condom and took one out of it, I dropped it codedly inside my wallet incase of another emergency day.
I took to my phone and decided to appreciate my nigga segun on whatsapp for saving me once again.
ME: hi sege,
SEGE: how far?
ME: I dey my guy, thanks for the other time
SEGE: you no well, why you go dey Bleep person without condom?, e be like say you no dey fear for your life. What if the babe na mammy water or ogbanje or HIV/ STD patient?
ME: so if I used condom, ogbanje no go catch me?
SEGE: yes na. Na sperm be their mode of operation, if dem wan use you, tap from your destiny, catch you or harm you, na your sperm wey dem swallow during BJ and the one wey them receive through punany them dey use.
ME: hmmmmmmm
SEGE: yes na. No matter how powerful the witch or mammy water reach, if your sperm no pass through their body, dem no fit do anything.
ME: sege!!!!!!!
SEGE: my guy, I dey tell you, that’s why I no dey cum for girl mouth in BJ and I no dey Bleep without condom. Them never tap my destiny sef, I never buy range rover, what if dem come tap am, wetin go remain for me?
ME: loooool, no be my fault my guy
SEGE: whose fault then? Ehn??, even if you must Bleep person flesh to flesh, then it should be a mature girl who knows how to take care of her self without been told. Not someone you would be begging to take drugs.
ME: ok my guy.
SEGE: who is the lady sef?
ME: na one of our new staffs
SEGE: her name?
ME: lolade
SEGE: hmmmm, just be careful onihaxy, you know you are still burning under a trouble with Adebimpe, don’t had more problems to your head my guy.
ME: ok boss, thanks.
SEGE: how about the mutual friends I told you to work on?
ME: I sent her a “HI” message and she hadn’t replied.
SEGE: don’t you know the person?
ME: I swear I don’t.
SEGE: you see your life, una go dey pack people wey you no know for facebook.
ME: hmmmmm
SEGE: just be fast and work on it
ME: ok,
SEGE: has bimpe sent you another text since then?
ME: not at all
SEGE: ok, I sent her a file on facebook yesterday, I hope she opened it.
ME: what’s the file?
SEGE: a virus infected file, if she opens it, her phone or gadget should be corrupted and infected within 72 hours.
ME: sege!!!!!!!
SEGE: so if that happens, she would have no choice than to format her device and that will give us a little hope that all those files would be formatted alongside, I just pray she hasn’t backed them up in another drive.
ME: I pray so too.
SEGE: meanwhile, check out on this your new girl, find out who she is, look deep into her social network profiles, and also go through her phone.
ME: why?
SEGE: something tells me that she might be working with/for Bimpe.
ME: hmmmmmm, you are right sha. I never thought of it.
SEGE: you should. You know the type of wife you have, she is very dangerous, she might employ this new girl, who knows?.
ME: thanks so much my guy. I will watchout.
After the chat, I decided to think over all the things segun said.
“Segun might be right ooooo”
Every sunday afternoon, lolade would always visit me at home, sometimes when we close earlier on friday, we would always go home together to spend some time before she departs to her house, it has always been sessions of hot sex / romance but I never made that stewpid mistake of bleeping her without condom again.
Six month into the new relationship, the love between lolade and I was waxing stronger. Despite the fact that we made it a lowkey relationship, almost half of the staffs were aware of our relationship due to some preferential treatment I do give her.
I had tried to assess her facebook friendlist and couldn’t find anything related to bimpe. I tried checking her phone but I couldn’t get through because she uses a security password and she wouldn’t tell me. But I just had this mindset that she has no connection with bimpe.
7th month into our relationship, something happened and I discovered something about lolade.
I was at my house on a sunday evening and lolade visited me as usual, she sat down on the bed with me and we began to gist on random matters, moments later, she lied on her back and placed her head on my laps as I sat on the bed and resting against the wall.
She was reading a novel while I was playing a game on my phone. 10minutes into the game, She was about lieing down to rest when her phone rang and the ringing stopped 2 seconds later.
“Ohhh, who is this person flashing me?” Lolade grumbled as she unlocked her phone to view the “missed caller”. She dropped it there after and lied down facing the wall as I lied behind her. I looked straight at the phone and I noticed that it was unlocked.
“Hurrayyy!!!”
Time for me to see lolade’s hidden secret. I was cuddling her to a light sleep as I pressed a button on the phone to prevent it from locking. When I observed that she had partially slept off, I picked the phone to look at the call list, behold, I saw several call logs between her and my manager.
“What could be between my girl and the manager?”
I was curious and I decided to check the message folder. I saw Intimate message conversation between my manager and her. I couldn’t believe my eyes as I scrolled down the more. I saw a text where my manager was hailing her for how sweet she was on bed. And I saw a sent message where she was appreciating my manager for giving her 10k
“chaiiiii, no wonder that she was my manager’s favourite of recent”. I looked out for more messages and I discovered that lolade was also dating another undergraduate of EKSU.
“””Chaiiii, this girl don use my head fa!!”. I wanted to confront her but I had a second thought of ignoring the situation and continued to Bleep her till She gains admission.
I dropped her phone and pretended as if nothing happened. She woke at around 5pm and she decided to leave and I saw her off to where she board a bike, I returned home and began to think of how to get a replacement
Another 9 months later, lolade had gotten admission into delta state university and resigned from work. At first, it was difficult for me to cope without her around me due to the fact that I couldn’t get my regular sunday-sunday free punany to Bleep again, but along the line, I started thinking of a replacement. I was coming to work one morning when I overheard one of our factory workers discussing with his friend on how he met a girl through badoo.
Instantly, I remembered I once had an account with badoo which I never used for over a year. I got to my table that day and logged on to my badoo on my phone, I checked out some girls who are closer to me. I drafted a short romantic introductory sermon and did copy and paste to about 15 of them introducing myself and telling them to reply me with their BBM pins for a better communication.
When I got home in the evening, I checked on my account and saw a message from a girl named “Betty”. She replied my mail with her bbm pin and I added her up.
***The beginning of another journey, the main story is about to start.***
WATCH OUT FOR EPISODE 10
PLEASE LIKE OR COMMENT IF YOU ENJOYED THE STORY
