BIMPE: did you see my fear now?, your friend must not hear about this please. Ok, should I write a cheque for you?. Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ME: Adebimpe, you know what?, just give me time, I will get back to you.
BIMPE: no problem,
ME: ok, thanks
BIMPE: you can come down now and take a bus from here.
ME: ****raised eyebrow** why?, have I offended you again?
BIMPE: no, I just have to return to the hospital to check on my daughter.
ME: ok, you are right,
BIMPE: I will call you later.
ME: **held the handle of the door** ok dear.
BIMPE: onihaxy wait,
ME: what is it?
BIMPE: I just want you to realize something, if you go ahead and escalate this issue, the only thing I might loose is my marriage, I have acquired enough to sustain me and keep me moving. Its you that I just pitied, you will have a lot of things to loose, and at the end, you might loose your life.
ME: my life?, are you threatening me bimpe?.
BIMPE: ***laughs*** its not a threat, its a reality. Henry loves daniella so much as if his life depends on her. And when he finds out that he had wasted his time and resources taking care of another man’s child, I know what he can do. Onihaxy, you are not safe.
ME: hmmmmmmm
BIMPE: and lastly, I expect you to be matured enough to realize that its not everything you tell friends.
ME: what do you mean?
BIMPE: did you know that you suffered a lot just because a friend was deciding for you?.
ME: and how is that your business?,
BIMPE: no vex, I’m just letting you to know that sometimes, its good to keep your mouth shut.
ME: I heard you, take care.
BIMPE: wait onihaxy
ME: what is it again?
BIMPE: Henry said I should give you 20,000 for your transport fare, but I decide to add 30,000 on my own as a sign of appreciation, please manage it for us *** brings out a 50 pieces of 1000notes from her bag****
ME: *** Accepted it **** thank you so much, and my regards to your husband. Help me to thank him also.
BIMPE: you are welcome. Your credentials is with me at home, when next you visit us, I will give them to you.
ME: what if betty see us, what will be my explanation?
BIMPE: I think you are right. I will find another means to deliver them to you.
ME: ok, see you some other time.
BIMPE: onihaxy wait!!!!!,
ME: what is it again?
BIMPE: your phone,
ME: oooops, I have forgotten, **collected my phone from her***
As I was about to open the door again, bimpe held my hand, I looked at her, she pulled her head closer and kissed me for like 6 seconds. I was shocked and surprised. and with a grin on her face, she said “Onihaxy, I just don’t know the reason why, of recent, I find myself loving you again and the feelings are getting stronger day by day”.
I dropped from her car and proceed to where I board a bus back to oshodi. I began to think of all our conversations and I was like ” is this new love for real?, or another Trap?”. While I was still thinking, sege my nigga called me again…………….
ME: sege how far?
SEGE: log on to whatsapp jaree.
ME: ok sir
**logged on to whatsapp***
SEGE: how you dey na?, you no dey pick calls since yesterday, abi bimpe don lock you up?,
ME: no be so jaree, just got involved in some things ni jaree.
SEGE: things like what?, you don offend fashola ni?
ME: you no well ni.
SEGE: **laughs** how far with the job interview, hope you have been preparing well for it?.
ME: I dey try my best jaree.
SEGE: better try oooo, you have to upgrade ooo, make you marry this year
ME: I hear you. You nko?, time never reach for you?, atleast you dey blog and also doing importation business, you dey make money pass me times three na, when will you get married too?
SEGE: I still young na. I still dey queue for your back
ME: you no well segun
SEGE: your voice sound somehow, hope no problem?.
ME: nothing jor, just coming from the hospital.
SEGE: hospital kee?, what for?
ME: ***chaii, na who say make I mention hospital sef?, wetin I go tell this guy ooooo”………. Eeeeeerhmm, betty is sick and admitted, so I went to check on her.
SEGE: onihaxy, you have finally succeeded in impregnating that girl abi?.
ME: ***laughs***, you no well, its typhoid, and she is getting better.
SEGE: onihaxy!!!!, no be unclean water dey cause typhoid?, how person wey dey live for lekki, drinking cway water go get typhoid?
ME: **chai, I don enter am today***, me sef I don’t know ooooo.
SEGE: onihaxy, you sure say no be abortion you go do for that girl?.
ME: haba segun, trust me na. How I go do that kind thing without involving you na?, you no know say you be my coach and mentor?.
SEGE: so na me dey teach you bad bad things abi?.
ME: I no talk that one ooooo.
SEGE: so how about your concubine?
ME: who?
SEGE: bimpe na.
ME: she dey jaree
SEGE: she don give you your certificates?
ME: no oooo, but she promised to give me later.
SEGE: promised you?, how come?, how you take do am? Abi una don dey relate again?
ME: no ooo, she just said she is tired of fighting and wanted to give up.
SEGE: hmmmmmmm, onihaxy!!!!!
ME: wetin happen na?
SEGE: with this new development, two things are involved oooo.
ME: what and what?
SEGE: its either she wanted a favour from you, or there is a fresher trap ahead of you.
ME: segun sege!!!!.
SEGE: just be careful bro.
I was about coming down at oshodi when my phone began to ring, I checked on the caller and it was betty. Amidst the noises at oshodi I picked and strained my ear for the conversation
ME: hello dear
BETTY: hi honey. How are you?
ME: I’m fine,
BETTY: where are you now?
ME: just getting to oshodi.
BETTY: ok dear, thanks so much for today.
ME: don’t mention dear
BETTY: you know I was so amazed today.
ME: amazed as how?, why?
BETTY: you know, despite Aunty Bimpe’s rude and annoying attitudes towards you, you still risk your life helping her and saving her daughter.
ME: that’s life my dear, you don’t pay evil with evil.
BETTY: onihaxy, you don’t get it, I’m talking about someone who doesn’t want you to get a job with the family company and someone who bad-mouthed you saying you were a criminal and armed robber?, someone who so much hated you with passion
ME: I understand dear. But its still not good to pay evil with evil,
BETTY: seriously honey, you amazed me today, I love you more.
ME: I love you too honey.
BETTY: or have you guys officially reconciled?
ME: as how?
BETTY: never mind. So how is tomorrow going to look like?, hope you have fully prepared for the job test?
ME: yeah.
BETTY: ok dear,
ME: how is my daniella?
BETTY: your daniella? Well she is fine and recovering.
ME: hmmm, why did you emphasised what I said?.
BETTY: when you said “your daniella” if her papa catch you, you go explain **laughs**
ME: ****e be like say this girl dey take style dey suspect me ooo*** you are funny. You know I’m already part of the family now, daniella’s Aunt is my wife to be, definitely its our daniella.
BETTY: **laughs*** you are always funny onihaxy
ME: hmmmm. Help me to thank your brother, he gave me T.fare
BeTTY: T.fare?, when?, but I was with you in the hospital throughout and also followed you to the car?
ME: bimpe gave me and said it was from your brother.
BeTTY: ok, maybe they planned it behind me sha. Its good though, its a sign of appreciation.
ME: smile, bimpe even gave me something sef.
BETTY: ***voice changed** really?, hmmmmmmmmmm.
ME: hmmmm what?
BETTY: nothing, but as two strong enemies suddenly became close lately, it amazed me.
ME: ***who say make I talk sef*** na you know ooo.
BETTY: so how much did she give you?
ME: ***silent for a while** not money, she stopped at a store and bought provisions and blood tonic for me.
BETTY: ok, that’s cool
ME: is that the hospital where she works?
BETTY: yes, why do you ask?
ME: I noticed he was so close to all the nurses and the doctor trusted her with his office. Anyways, is she back to the hospital?
BeTTY: yeah, about 25 minutes ago.
ME: ok dear, my regards to her and henry.
BETTY: alright. You will be coming over when daniella is discharged right?
ME: yeah.
BETTY: ok dear, talk to you later.
ME: ok dear bye.
I went straight to the boutique to get a fine shoe and a nice suit jacket with a tie and went back to mushin to prepare ahead for my interview the next day.
It was monday morning, I dressed up in my new attires and fully prepared for the job test and interview, I ate my breakfast and had my prayers, I dashed out of the house and took buses to the office complex. I arrived at 8:33am.
I entered and met the secretary at the entrance, I introduced myself to her and told her that I was invited for a test. She gave me a paper to fill my name and contacts and she directed me to another room.
On my way to the room, I walked pass the show room and I saw “Heaven on Earth” furnitures and interiors, these are the types I have only seen in foreign movies. I was like “onihaxy, is this what I will be marketing?”. I got to the room and met four other guys and two ladies in the room also waiting for the test. At few minutes past nine, we started the test which lasted for about 40minutes and we were told to wait behind.
Betty was calling me at intervals to check on me until about 1:05pm when the secretary came to us where we sat down and called my name along side with the names of the two ladies and another guy making four of us. She told us to wait behind while she told the rest to go and that they would get a call later.
“That’s a polite way to say “guys, you failed you can go” the lady beside me whispered.
I was the second person to be interviewed, questions were been asked which I gave answers to at my best knowledge,. After the interview, we were all told to go and that we would get a call later if we passed the interview.
I left the venue at around 2:30pm and was chit– chatting one of the ladies, she told me her name was Sandra, she was well endowed in the upper region of her chest and also the lower region behind her. I stylishly obtain her phone number and BBM pin, “onihaxy!!!!!!!, if woman no kill you one day ehn!!, you go live long” I thought to myself.
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