I left the venue at around 2:30pm and was chit– chatting one of the ladies, she told me her name was Sandra, she was well endowed in the upper region of her chest and also the lower region behind her. I stylishly obtain her phone number and BBM pin, “onihaxy!!!!!!!, if woman no kill you one day ehn!!, you go live long” I thought to myself as I was about taking a bus back to my house nd my phone rang, I checked and it was bimpe.
ME: hello,
BIMPE: onihaxy dear, how are you?
ME: I’m fine.
BIMPE: thanks so much for yesterday,
ME: don’t mention, thanks too. And how is daniella?
BIMPE: she is getting better, doctor said she would be discharged hopefully on/or before weekend.
ME: ok, how about your husband?
BIMPE: he is fine, he was here since morning but he went out to get something.
ME: eeyah, I felt his pain, its not easy,
BIMPE: abi oooo, he slept here in the hospital last night, and I’m not even sure if he will go back home today.
ME: haba, why?,
BIMPE: he so much loves daniella and can’t leave her here all alone.
ME: eyah, my regards to him.
BIMPE: he even asked of you and tried to call you but your number wasn’t reachable at that time.
ME: yes that’s true, I was in an interview session then,
BIMPE: interview session?, for which job?, where?,
ME: ***onihaxy, your mouth don put you for wahala again*** not a job interview
BIMPE: then which interview?
ME: A magazine editor came to our street to interview few of us about something that happened in my neighbourhood on friday, so I was among the people selected to be interviewed, so I switched off my phone so as to concentrate.
BIMPE: ok,
ME: is betty there?
BIMPE: no, she went home to prepare food.
ME: ok , that reminds me, I will be travelling back to akure tomorrow morning.
BIMPE: tomorrow?, that’s too early now, what about our dinner during the weekend?,
ME: I don’t think I can wait
BIMPE: please stay till weekend now.
ME: do you want me to loose my job?
BIMPE: if its about job, don’t worry, you will get another one here in lagos.
ME: even if I will get another one here, I have to quit the previous one in a right way. Please I need to travel.
BIMPE: what about the credentials you wanted to collect?
ME: yeah, that’s true. Should I come over for it?
BIMPE: no, I don’t want henry or betty to see us together, especially betty, she is beginning to suspect us.
ME: haaa, ok, let’s do it this way, will you send it to me through public transport?.
BIMPE: no, anything can happen to the bus on the way, I will prefer to deliver it to you one on one.
ME: ok, maybe when next I come back to lagos, maybe I will collect it.
BIMPE: no, I want to give you before you go, I just want to make sure I clear my neck from this game.
ME: so what do we do now?.
BIMPE: ok, I will delay you till weekend, so as to buy time. Don’t worry, you won’t loose your job
ME: and how do you intend to achieve that?
BIMPE: don’t worry, I have a plan.
ME: ok babe, what’s the plan?,
BIMPE: give me the number of your boss, I will call him and tell him that you had an accident and you are hospitalised and won’t be discharged until sunday. I will call as a doctor.
ME: chai!!!!!, bimpe, you are a crook oooo. What if he ask of doctor’s report?
BIMPE: I will arrange that in 10 seconds.
ME: ok ooooo, so when are you doing the calling?
BIMPE: tomorrow morning is the best time, by then, you are expected to be travelling.
ME: ok oo, what should I tell betty?
BIMPE: just cook up lies that something delayed you. But make sure she didn’t find out about our conversations oooo.
ME: ok ma.
BIMPE: alright dear, talk to you later.
ME: ok bye.
After the call, I went home, sat down on the bed and got scared.
“What is bimpe up to?”
“Why is she delaying me?”
” Hope I’m save?”
“Is bimpe not trying to set me up?”
The more I think about it, the more I get scared, I couldn’t handle it on my own and I decided to call my friend.
ME: hello sege
SEGE: onihaxy, how far?
ME: I no fine oooo,
SEGE: wetin happen?
ME: its bimpe
SEGE: wetin do her?, she don score another point?
ME: no, she wanted to delay me till weekend before I travel.
SEGE: what for?
ME: she said she wanted to return my belongings.
SEGE: can’t she do that today or tomorrow morning?
ME: she said she doesn’t want. Anyone to see us
SEGE: and can’t she send it through public transport?
ME: I told her ooo, she said she wanted to deliver it to me one on one.
SEGE: onihaxy, I told you previously that two things were involved, its either she wanted a favour from you or there is a fresher trap ahead of you. Just be careful.
ME: ok guy, I even wanted to discuss something with you but not now.
SEGE: what is that?
ME: its about bimpe.
SEGE: what happened?
ME: I just found out that I have another property with her.
SEGE: what property?
ME: I will discuss it better with you when I leave lagos.
SEGE: no yawa now. Just be careful onihaxy, don’t fall into temptation of bleeping bimpe oooo, I’m warning you oooo, its a deadly trap ooooo.
ME: I hear you.
The next day, bimpe did as she planned, before she made the call, she told me to change my sim to another one that my boss doesn’t have which I did. I also informed betty that I would be staying behind till weekend to get the result of the test I wrote on Monday. Henry also called me to thank me for saving her daughter previously
On thursday morning, I was sitting in my room when bimpe called me.
BiMPE: hello onihaxy,
Me: hi bimpe
BIMPE: where are you?
ME: I’m at home
BIMPE: ok, can you come and meet me at rocky hotels right now for your credentials?
ME: where is that located?
BIMPE: along iyana-paja.
ME: why hotel?
BIMPE: stop asking questions, I told you I don’t want anybody to see us together, that’s why I moved far away from home.
ME: ok, I will be there soon.
BiMPE: please don’t take a bus, take bike I will pay him when you arrive. I don’t have much time to spend. I’m still going back to work
ME: ok, I’m on my way.
I dressed up and was scared. I called segun again to update him about the latest development, he warned me to be careful and he told me to set my phone on recorder if possible.
I took a bike and arrived at the hotels. I called her and she came out to pay the bike man, she was wearing her nurse outfit. we went inside to the reception together and from there straight to her room. I looked around to make sure I’m save. She placed a dark wine bottle and two glass cups on her table, she sat on the bed while I sat on the chair beside the table.
ME: so I’m here, where is my credentials?
BIMPE: **smiled** common onihaxy, not even a hug or peck?
ME: you are funny, you are a married woman, I have my own girl who happened to be your inlaw. So I can’t do any of those things.
BIMPE: hmmmmm, onihaxy!!!!, the mighty man on bed, the one who collapse women Kitty-Cat till they are tired.
ME: **smiled** thank you. Maybe some other time sha, I’m not in the mood for such now.
BIMPE: no problem anyways, let me have your phone.
ME: why?,
BIMPE: to make sure you aren’t trying to blackmail me.
ME: **smiled** me?, blackmail you?, then I will have yours too
BIMPE: why?
ME: I also want to be on the safer side. **we both laughed.*****
We both exchanged phones, went through it and both dropped it on the bed as I crossed over to seat beside her.
ME: so my credentials.
BiMPE: ok, let’s have a drink first na.
ME: no, later.
BIMPE: ok *****stood up and walked to the other side of the bed, opened her bag and brought out a file*** here is it, you can go through it to be sure.
ME: **collected it and scanned through*** yeah its intact,
BIMPE: so can we have a drink now?
ME: sure ***smiled****
BIMPE: ***stood up and walked to the table, popped the bottle and poured the drink inside the two cups**** onihaxy, that reminds me, I bought a shirt for you, please open that bag to see it first maybe you like it ***pointing at the bag****.
ME: ***turned to the other side of the bed, opened her bag and brought out a flower shirt. I spent up to 5 minutes on the bag and shirt without looking backward***, waoooo, this is cool, thanks so much bimpe.
BIMPE: ***walked back to the bed with the two cups of drink.** you are welcome dear, now let’s have a toast.
ME: ok ***collected a cup from her****
BIMPE: wait onihaxy, I want to ask you something,
ME: *** paused and held the drink cup in my hand*** what is it bimpe?
BIMPE: have you tell anybody about our baby secret?
ME: no, I swear
BiMPE: are you sure?
ME: yes
BIMPE: ok, swear to me that it will never come out of your mouth to any soul.
ME: but I have done that before na.
BIMPE: I know, just do it again so that I can be rest assured.
ME: ok oooo, I onihaxy oooo, I swear and promise you that this secret will never come out of my mouth to any soul.
BIMPE: ***smiled** and what if you violate your promise?, what should happen to you?
ME: ****smiled*** make bicycle crush me to death
BIMPE: ***laughed**** rara, I no want that one. Use part of your body to swear.
ME: ok, make I go blind, deaf and dumb ***laughed together****
BIMPE: ok, that one is better.
ME: ***yinmu*** “this girl no know anything, sebi na mere words?”
BIMPE: alright, let’s drink
ME: had a toast and drank.
When the liquid was about to finish, I discovered a big solid object at the bottom of the cup. ****yelled***, bimpe, what is this?
BIMPE: **smiled**, sweetheart relax, its a part of a 3-layered kolanut, I also have it in my own drink, as you can see.
ME: and what is it doing inside the drink? ***curious****
BIMPE: relax, I got it from the most powerful herbalist in this town. I placed it inside the drink while you were checking the shirt.
ME: **scared** and what does that implies?
BIMPE: baby relax, you just took an oath. And remember what you said before drinking. You will go blind, deaf and dumb any day this secret leaked to a third party.
ME: **screamed*** whaaaat!!!!!!!!
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